At the family shower, 3 of my cousins, Melinda, Kelly, and Carrie were not able to be there but wanted to contribute something so they developed a top ten.
10. You have a companion with you when you go to the bathroom.
9. You can eat brownies while discussing the latest diaper change without missing a bite.
8. You drive 30 mph just to avoid stopping at the next red light and risking the baby waking up.
7. You are half dressed in your living room and it isn't for the benefit of your husband.
6. Other kids crying and screaming in a restaurant no longer bother you because you are just glad they are not yours.
5. After so many years of talking to your pet with no response, this one now responds and repeats... oops.
4. You can drive, reach the backseat, find a pacifier, find the baby's mouth, stop the crying, and never swerve.
3. A clean house means everyone has had a shower/bath in the last 24 hours.
2. You reach into your purse for your favorite lip gloss and all you can find is a pacifier, a half eaten box of raisins, and some diaper cream.
And the number one sign that you are a mom...
You can't stop crying! You cry because they have just brought the new baby to you; you cry because you are so excited to see solid poop; you cry because you can't remember where you put your keys; you cry because they cry; you cry because your husband finally made it home to help; you cry because your child smiles at you for the first time... YOU CRY ALL THE TIME!
I guess I'm ready to be a mom because just hearing this made me cry!